Articles i found interesting, things that are funny for me, my beliefs, philosophy in life and other things about me.
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February 21, 2004 by EFalgui
will I ever escape the stigma of my youth? Everywhere I go whatever I do everyone seems like they are expecting me to fail at any moment. The better I do the more people around me want to fail or in the least expect me to. It’s even worse with my family and relatives. At least with outsiders they also see the good things that I do. They acknowledge it and praise me for it. At home though and at family meetings people seem to want to hear bad news about my job, relationships etc. and when they d...
February 21, 2004 by EFalgui
I believe i can fly... i believe i can touch the sky... Aaaahhhh!!! thud. ouch!!!

i guess believing in something doesnt make it true.

im bored...

i need a bath. any of the girls here want to join me?
February 20, 2004 by EFalgui
Im a very choosy person. i know what i want but i can adapt. Now here are what im mostly looking for in a person, as the title says my turn ons.(what turns me on about other people.)

1. Attractiveness: what else is the first thing we see about a person. this is what makes me want to get to know a person.

2. Intelligence: If the person turns out to be a total bonehead, well maybe id go out with her for a few weeks. the relationship wont last though. i want a person who can stimulate my ...
February 20, 2004 by EFalgui
Hmm, this seems kind of accurate for the most part. from what i read this has something to do with celtic astrology. not really sure though. anyway im august 15 so im a cedar tree.


Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tr...
February 19, 2004 by EFalgui
I have sometimes wondered how can a person become ‘Evil’. Are murderers and serial killers naturally evil? Whenever I see a terrible crime in television I sometimes wonder why would they do that? Were they just born that way and are just acting in accordance with their nature? Or was there something in his childhood something that taught him that human life doesn’t have any value whatsoever.

Or perhaps, both nature and nurture may promote certain behaviors, but they are not, themselves, the...
February 19, 2004 by EFalgui
I dont know if any of these are true but, Damn!!!these guys must be the dumbest people of all time!!!

Idiot #1: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end the conversation happened to mention that she ga...
February 19, 2004 by EFalgui
I dont know if any of these are true but, Damn!!!these guys must be the dumbest people of all time!!!

Idiot #1: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end the conversation happened to mention that she ga...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't goingas ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, ca...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't goingas ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, ca...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. we dont get to be pregnant.(ouch)
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our ...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. we dont get to be pregnant.(ouch)
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our ...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
This is a simple kind of game with a few simple rules.

HOW IT WORKS:

i make a paragraph about anything then you keep adding adding to it. every reply is a new chapter and thats what you are supposed to reply to next. the goal is to make the story as long as possible.you can use any name as long as you are not "too" insulting. simple isnt it?

There was a sudden movement to the right of Ed. as he looked toward it he was suprised by the sight of the mad clown of brentville. he called out...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
Bad liars are just pathetic. If you're going to lie, make it a good one and get your story straight. Be prepared. If you're going to lie to me, make sure i don't find out the truth coz that would just be insulting. Don’t give me some lame excuse and then expect that i believe that. At least put some effort into it. Be creative yet still simple enough for you to remember. Relax. Don’t stutter. Play it cool.
But you won't be able to relax. You’ll stutter. You won't be cool.
I will ask until yo...
February 16, 2004 by EFalgui
How did kisses come into being? When did us humans get lucky enough to know about kissing? There are a lot or reasons for a person to kiss someone. There is attraction, love, lust, affection, pleasure and a whole lot more. But the thing is why did the kiss become so popular? There are two sides as to how kissing started one is that it is a natural part of life, another one is that it is something cultural.

Well I am for the natural side myself. For me it’s a natural action. For one reason it...
February 16, 2004 by EFalgui
(This is what my darker side would probably be like. Its either the opposite of me or me taken to the extreme, maybe even both... or maybe just maybe this is the real me and i just didnt know it)


These are a few things I have learned throughout my life (young as I am). I learned these by common sense, experience and sometimes through observation. Trust is one of the things that I have a lot of trouble giving. Probably since I never really trusted a whole lot of people in my life.

To pu...