Bad liars are just pathetic. If you're going to lie, make it a good one and get your story straight. Be prepared. If you're going to lie to me, make sure i don't find out the truth coz that would just be insulting. Don’t give me some lame excuse and then expect that i believe that. At least put some effort into it. Be creative yet still simple enough for you to remember. Relax. Don’t stutter. Play it cool.
But you won't be able to relax. You’ll stutter. You won't be cool.
I will ask until you run out of excuses, till you've told all the lies you possibly can....
and then... you're busted.
Might as well, just tell me the truth.
Spare your conscience the guilt. Spare yourself the humiliation.