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July 15, 2004 by EFalgui
I dont think i would be able to post anything for quite a while, probably ill only be posting once a month maybe even less. anyway i just want to tell all you guys that i have learned a lot about writing when i got here (though i still have tons to learn.) made a lot of friends and had a lot of fun. i just want to say that its been great and i will try to drop by from time to time. adios mi amigos!!!!!
July 10, 2004 by EFalgui
I just dont know whether i should go on with this job i have right now. Im having lots of fun, ive met a whole lot of cool and funny people, but its really hard for me becuase i rarely see my girlfriend anymore. we started having this arguments a couple of weeks back and its been three days since we had a normal conversation. Mostly its all arguments about giving her some of my time. the thing is that i work on the graveyard shift since our customers are from the US and Canada, yup we are an in...
June 26, 2004 by EFalgui
This is a latin prayer. And you have opened
it. And because you did open it, you will repost
this bulletin if you do not want the members of
your family die in a year's time. I'm not kidding
around. You do have the option to ignore this
message and death knocks at the door of your
family. Have fun!



THE PRAYER OF DEATH:
El tiquira con vosotros mes tera dima ul
kevadra,
ses avada, mi jubilo con de los requerrimos,
unta
de pondresita kon cantamos, remanso t...
June 18, 2004 by EFalgui
A friend sent me this email. Sick, disgusting, politically incorrect "humor" :

10. keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then punch
them in the face.

9. announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
after everyone gives you the sympathy remarks,
tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell
them that they are a bunch of queers.

8. before a meeting fill your mouth with custard.
then during the meeting, put one finger in the
air and m...
June 18, 2004 by EFalgui
A friend sent me this email. Sick, disgusting, politically incorrect "humor" :

10. keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then punch
them in the face.

9. announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
after everyone gives you the sympathy remarks,
tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell
them that they are a bunch of queers.

8. before a meeting fill your mouth with custard.
then during the meeting, put one finger in the
air and m...
June 16, 2004 by EFalgui
“Oh Lord my God, steel my heart and possess it not with fear. Take from me now my foreboding sense of reckoning. Let me remember your hand in the world, which supports good over wickedness. And as long as I have breath, I will trust in heavens theocracy and follow the hope that you have seen fit to give us”
June 16, 2004 by EFalgui
Anyway here are the questions.

Whats Your...

Name/Nickname:
Country:
City:
Astrological sign:
Profession

How...

Old:
Tall:

What is...

your lucky number:
your pet:
your sport:
your hobby:
your favorite book:
your sexiest feature:

Add a few more questions if you want. Anyway im off to bed since i have work early in the morning.
June 9, 2004 by EFalgui
Its a good thing that ill be starting work on friday. im starting to see that i have too much time on my hands right now that, i have time to write poetry. it would have been ok if it was good but... anyway here one check it out.

Darkness Sublime

The darkness brings forth a sublime kind of beauty.
Rivaled only by the vastness of space
A place where everything is magnificent and stunning
Where truth and beauty gives life new grace.

Shadows playing in the darkest night
Give rise to...
June 9, 2004 by EFalgui
Though I am a great believer in the golden rule. There are times in a person’s life when one has to take advantage of others. For one reason or another, there are points in a person’s life that there is very little choice, where one as to choose between achieving ones goals or letting go of the opportunity. I guess it all comes down to two things, is it more important for me to achieve my goals right now, or is the person I have a relationship with more important to me.

In our life we creat...
June 7, 2004 by EFalgui
Today I went around the Eastwood City trying to land myself a job. Anyway i passed my resume's to 4 company's and was able to meet a hot girl that lived near my place who was also applying for the same position. Well i have about 6 interviews scheduled for this week. i hope i can land a good one. wish me luck guys!Btw, what was you first job like? Are you still in the same company? How long did it take you to get promoted?
June 6, 2004 by EFalgui
Ravaged Soul

I live in a world of misery,
And caged by my own desires.
I’ve gone on ahead to my paradise
Of which I now despise.

All my goals have turned to ashes
And all the ashes into dust
But I’ll struggle on to find new dreams,
In this world of empty scenes

Till death devours me and I am cold
My life would be for myself alone.
I’ll join the anger and all the strife
This world will be my playground,
My pleasure, my delight…


Poetry from me!?!?! Pretty hard to be...
June 5, 2004 by EFalgui
A funny oath for people with friends.

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are blue,....... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. When you smile,............ I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared,......... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried,......... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When yo...
June 5, 2004 by EFalgui
A funny oath for people with friends.

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are blue,....... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. When you smile,............ I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared,......... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried,......... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When yo...
June 1, 2004 by EFalgui
Have you ever felt humbled whenever you are surrounded by total darkness? In the dark I have the chance to see something that will always exist, something as infinite and as eternal as time itself. Within the darkness I find myself at one with everything else, a place where I can find peace of mind from all my daily troubles

It was a place of solace for me, a place where nothing and no one could ever disturb or startle me. Within the darkness I found it easy to order my thoughts, a place wher...
May 23, 2004 by EFalgui
Did you just cheat and because of it got a STD? If you did then dont tell you partner. when she starts to realize something is wrong and she goes to her doctor for a check-up go with her. When they get the result saying that she has it, then you can lay the blame on her by telling her that you will have a check-up yourself. When you get the results go to her and lay the blame on her for giving you the disease.

(Please note that you must be already training to run a marathon in case she finds...