Did you just cheat and because of it got a STD? If you did then dont tell you partner. when she starts to realize something is wrong and she goes to her doctor for a check-up go with her. When they get the result saying that she has it, then you can lay the blame on her by telling her that you will have a check-up yourself. When you get the results go to her and lay the blame on her for giving you the disease. (Please note that you must be already training to run a marathon in case she fi...

I remember when I was a kid I had this thing about reading books. I thought that anything without any visual representations was a bore to read. I then felt that reading a book of any kind as a chore that I’d rather not do. The funny thing about it is that these days I have collected about 500 books or so. In the beginning I was only interested with Fantasy books such as the series known as “Xanth Series” (Author: Piers Anthony). After a while though I started collecting other genres lik...

Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent gonna be the one who brought your retard of a cousin to the dance.

Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent gonna be the one who brought your retard of a cousin to the dance.

“Looks Doesn’t Matter” How anyone can say this with a straight face, i just don’t know. The first thing that gets me to become attracted to a person is whether they look good or dress well. Basically since i don’t know them too well at first i want to be seen with good-looking people only, of course this doesn’t count if they are already my friends in the first place. (Im talking about meeting people who i don’t know and not people who my friends know. if my friends know them well then look...

To all you ladies out there. Are you finding yourself fighting with your guy a lot more than usual? Heres a tip that i always give my lady friends. When you boyfriend/husband comes home you should already have their food at the table. After taking his coat and giving him his slippers you should then start dinner. while he is eating you should drop your fork "accidentaly", while you are under te table you should then go towards him unzip his pant and give him a blowjob while he is eating his s...

To all you ladies out there. Are you finding yourself fighting with your guy a lot more than usual? Heres a tip that i always give my lady friends. When you boyfriend/husband comes home you should already have their food at the table. After taking his coat and giving him his slippers you should then start dinner. while he is eating you should drop your fork "accidentaly", while you are under te table you should then go towards him unzip his pant and give him a blowjob while he is eating his s...

Its a simple question with a simple answer. Forr me the reson the world exists is, so that, i would have a place to be born to. Everyone else in the world is just there to make me learn to be me. All of you exists because of me. HAHAHAHA *Laughs maniacally*

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Here are a few thing ive been thinking about when i was drunk. I think id better stop drinking too much. While in Jail: Better to fuck than to be fucked. While Driving: i wonder what that policeman would do if i showed him my Ass. (please note that it didnt go too well for me.) While in the sack: would she mind if i went for another go while she's asleep? hmm.... While doing my laundromat: i wonder if that girl notice a few of her panties missing. oh well. After listening to th...

I cant understand why so many try to kill themselves. Is it because they are cowards? Probably the answer to this is yes, but lets not stop there. For me they are also what i would call a waste of space and air in this earth that already has too many stupid people fucking up my world with pollution and other kinds of shit. The best thing to do to people who failed at killing themselves is to give them a bit of a push at the top floor of the highest building one can find. Not only will you ...

Hey guys i am BACK!!! just wanna say ive missed posting here. Anyway, hows everyone? I tried to make a new blogs somewhere else but it just aint the same without all you guys. It was fucking boring to tell you the truth. Well its already late so i think ill get some sleep before i start writing shit again. bye all!!!

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This is the story so far. I started this post a few weeks ago. The point of the post was to create a story where anyone could participate in its making. These are the characters so far: Humans: Ed Sir Peter Jepel (died in the story… doesn’t mean he cant be a ghost right? or maybe a great philosopher knows a place where its possible to revive the dead. Trinitie King Draginol KarmaGirl Weirdos: The Mad Clown Lizardman Bearded woman A. I would like to thank Jepel and S...

Ive always loved this song. whenever i heard this. i remembered the darkness and how free i felt whenever i was in the dark. i think this song speaks about how dreams can give us answers to lifes problems, and the only thing we need to do is to be aware of it. weird huh? Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping, And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the soun...