Here are a few thing ive been thinking about when i was drunk. I think id better stop drinking too much.
While in Jail: Better to fuck than to be fucked.
While Driving: i wonder what that policeman would do if i showed him my Ass. (please note that it didnt go too well for me.)
While in the sack: would she mind if i went for another go while she's asleep? hmm....
While doing my laundromat: i wonder if that girl notice a few of her panties missing. oh well.
After listening to the priests sermon: I know why Jesus Lead a rich life. its probably because Jesus Saves.