Heres are some reason why im gonna quit drinking coke...someday. =P 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and.... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. ...

I have been thinking about the reasons why I am so against determinism. For me determinism is just plain wrong in the sense that we have no choice in anything that we do. Another thing is that if everything is already plotted out then doesn’t that destroy the point of taking responsibility for our actions. People argue that if God is all knowing then how would it be possible for people to have free will. My response to this is that God knows all the paths that are possible. Because there is...

Each time i read this a smile slowly creeps to my face. 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not ...

Each time i read this a smile slowly creeps to my face. 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not ...

Some entertaining stuff 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ...

Some entertaining stuff 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ...

One moment you’re happily stranded on a desert island with a buxom blonde; the next you’re being chased by an angry mob of Peter Lorre look-alikes wielding hideously large Vienna sausages. No wonder you wake up in the morning and think, What was that all about? Though the meanings of dreams largely vary with personal experience, the interpretations of certain symbols are universal. “Symbols in dreams are like symbols in literature and mythology,” explains Dr. Morton J. Aronson, professor of psyc...

My friends and I are going to build a house!!! Yes, you heard me right, we’re gonna build a house for Habitat for Humanity. I cant wait for next week, al of us is gonna volunteer again to make a few houses. This is a tradition of ours since college. Ever since first year when we were made to volunteer for our university. Actually the first reason we volunteered for this while we were in college was that we were not given the choice not to go. Ohh yeah they said we can choose not to go but it ...

Damn TV!!! i was watching my favorite anime cartoon called GTO when all of a sudden the friggin tv fizzed out on me. one second i was watching onizuka oggling the new nurse then the next second i was watching smoke coming out of the back of the tv. i called the technician to see if it could still be fixed and i found out that the picture tube was also affected!!!i have the equivalent of 700 dollars to spare for a new tv but i dont know whats a good brand to buy. im thinking of getting a sony or ...

This ones pretty good. Maxim always comes up with the funniest and coolest articles The world hates a cheater, right? Well, the world hates a loser even more. If you can win fair and square, great; the grandkids will be proud of you someday. But remember what you learned in fifth grade: Copy off the smart girl’s test and you’ll pass every time. And that little cheat never hurt anyone. Now you’re all grown up, but there are still obstacles to your pursuit of happiness. While we’d never advoc...

Wow, i feel so fucking irritated. everything that we have worked so hard for is coming to ruin. All the hard work and the time i dedicated in the edsa 2 revolution seems to have been all for nothing. if you are asking why, well maybe because most my stupid countrymen looks like they will vote in the coming election for the popular candidate instead of the one who knows or has experience in the matter. can you believe that the masa or the masses here in the philippines wants to vote for an ac...

Clever people find life easy when fools find it hard, and often it's hard for the clever and easy for the fool. Who ought to have had patience with me if I hadn't had any myself? How good it would have been for us if only we had understood or been told earlier that one is never on better terms with a woman friend than when praising our rival. For then her heart opens up, every fear of hurting you, her worry that she might lose you, has vanished; she takes you into her confidence and you...

Here are a few quotes from one of my favorite authors Terry Goodkind: 1. "Many men rose to the bait only if it squirmed." -Terry Goodkind, _Faith of the Fallen_ 2. "The problems just kept mounting, without any end in sight. It seemed like the more people [that were] helped, the more people there were who needed help." -Terry Goodkind, _Faith of the Fallen_ 3. "If anything about him frightened her it is not his brutality, but his intelligence, for she knew that intelligence could be a ...

Have you ever asked yourself this question? If not, then you should ask yourself now. Because this is probably one of the questions that will shape what and who you will be. But before going forward we first must know what freedom is and the difference between the freedom of nature and the freedom of a person. There is genuine freedom in the world. When we observe it from the outside, it takes the form of unpredictability; when we observe it from within, we call it our free will. We kno...

Usefull if you have a friend that knows latin and thinks he is a super cool because of it. Latin Swearing Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum screw you and the horse you rode in on Tu plenus sterco es You are full of shit (lit. you are packed with shit) Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine? Caesar si...