Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. ...Every morning is the dawn of a new error... A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... The beatings wi...

"For me cheating is like eating or at least i think its close to it. lets say that your wife cook the best roast chicken and its your most favorite recipe in the world. even if you love it so much, if thats the only thing you'll be eating for your whole life even you will get sick of it. so you just have to get a taste of your neighbors spare-ribs or your boss's roast lamb, you know it wont compare to your wifes cooking, but when you get back to you wifes roast chicken it will taste even better ...

Hmmm... Well most people i know think im a bad ass but this is not so. im just a guy who does whatever i want to do. If i was wrong then i just accept the fact that i made a mistake.i hate a person who never takes responsibility for their mistakes, i believe them to be weak. I think that I'm as intelligent as the next person (unless that person is Einstein), Most people who thinks they know me believes that I have no goals in life. I guess to a person who doesn't know me too well this will seem ...

Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand... 1. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expen...

Just a few quotes i found in the internet. the first one's my own btw.hehehe "Drinking is such a big part of my life. When i die the first thing i'd probably do is find a bar." Edmund Falgui "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." Homer Simpson. "The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings." Arthur Lewis. "The answer to life's...

Hi to all yo peeps out there!!! Come back in a couple of weeks to see a glimpse of how my mind works. well gotta go.