Just a few quotes i found in the internet. the first one's my own btw.hehehe

"Drinking is such a big part of my life. When i die the first thing i'd probably do is find a bar."
Edmund Falgui

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
Homer Simpson.

"The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
Arthur Lewis.

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV."
Homer Simpson.

"I drink therefore I am."
WC Fields.

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman.

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
Plato.


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