Here are a few thing ive been thinking about when i was drunk. I think id better stop drinking too much. While in Jail: Better to fuck than to be fucked. While Driving: i wonder what that policeman would do if i showed him my Ass. (please note that it didnt go too well for me.) While in the sack: would she mind if i went for another go while she's asleep? hmm.... While doing my laundromat: i wonder if that girl notice a few of her panties missing. oh well. After listening to th...
I cant understand why so many try to kill themselves. Is it because they are cowards? Probably the answer to this is yes, but lets not stop there. For me they are also what i would call a waste of space and air in this earth that already has too many stupid people fucking up my world with pollution and other kinds of shit. The best thing to do to people who failed at killing themselves is to give them a bit of a push at the top floor of the highest building one can find. Not only will you ...
Hey guys i am BACK!!! just wanna say ive missed posting here. Anyway, hows everyone? I tried to make a new blogs somewhere else but it just aint the same without all you guys. It was fucking boring to tell you the truth. Well its already late so i think ill get some sleep before i start writing shit again. bye all!!!
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This is the story so far. I started this post a few weeks ago. The point of the post was to create a story where anyone could participate in its making. These are the characters so far: Humans: Ed Sir Peter Jepel (died in the story… doesn’t mean he cant be a ghost right? or maybe a great philosopher knows a place where its possible to revive the dead. Trinitie King Draginol KarmaGirl Weirdos: The Mad Clown Lizardman Bearded woman A. I would like to thank Jepel and S...
Ive always loved this song. whenever i heard this. i remembered the darkness and how free i felt whenever i was in the dark. i think this song speaks about how dreams can give us answers to lifes problems, and the only thing we need to do is to be aware of it. weird huh? Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping, And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the soun...
will I ever escape the stigma of my youth? Everywhere I go whatever I do everyone seems like they are expecting me to fail at any moment. The better I do the more people around me want to fail or in the least expect me to. It’s even worse with my family and relatives. At least with outsiders they also see the good things that I do. They acknowledge it and praise me for it. At home though and at family meetings people seem to want to hear bad news about my job, relationships etc. and when they ...
Hmm, this seems kind of accurate for the most part. from what i read this has something to do with celtic astrology. not really sure though. anyway im august 15 so im a cedar tree. Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut ...
This is a simple kind of game with a few simple rules. HOW IT WORKS: i make a paragraph about anything then you keep adding adding to it. every reply is a new chapter and thats what you are supposed to reply to next. the goal is to make the story as long as possible.you can use any name as long as you are not "too" insulting. simple isnt it? There was a sudden movement to the right of Ed. as he looked toward it he was suprised by the sight of the mad clown of brentville. he called o...
Bad liars are just pathetic. If you're going to lie, make it a good one and get your story straight. Be prepared. If you're going to lie to me, make sure i don't find out the truth coz that would just be insulting. Don’t give me some lame excuse and then expect that i believe that. At least put some effort into it. Be creative yet still simple enough for you to remember. Relax. Don’t stutter. Play it cool. But you won't be able to relax. You’ll stutter. You won't be cool. I will ask until y...
How did kisses come into being? When did us humans get lucky enough to know about kissing? There are a lot or reasons for a person to kiss someone. There is attraction, love, lust, affection, pleasure and a whole lot more. But the thing is why did the kiss become so popular? There are two sides as to how kissing started one is that it is a natural part of life, another one is that it is something cultural. Well I am for the natural side myself. For me it’s a natural action. For one reason it...
Heres are some reason why im gonna quit drinking coke...someday. =P 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and.... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. ...
One moment you’re happily stranded on a desert island with a buxom blonde; the next you’re being chased by an angry mob of Peter Lorre look-alikes wielding hideously large Vienna sausages. No wonder you wake up in the morning and think, What was that all about? Though the meanings of dreams largely vary with personal experience, the interpretations of certain symbols are universal. “Symbols in dreams are like symbols in literature and mythology,” explains Dr. Morton J. Aronson, professor of psyc...
This ones pretty good. Maxim always comes up with the funniest and coolest articles The world hates a cheater, right? Well, the world hates a loser even more. If you can win fair and square, great; the grandkids will be proud of you someday. But remember what you learned in fifth grade: Copy off the smart girl’s test and you’ll pass every time. And that little cheat never hurt anyone. Now you’re all grown up, but there are still obstacles to your pursuit of happiness. While we’d never advoc...
Clever people find life easy when fools find it hard, and often it's hard for the clever and easy for the fool. Who ought to have had patience with me if I hadn't had any myself? How good it would have been for us if only we had understood or been told earlier that one is never on better terms with a woman friend than when praising our rival. For then her heart opens up, every fear of hurting you, her worry that she might lose you, has vanished; she takes you into her confidence and you...