Step 1: Don’t fudge your packing Resilient pests like cockroaches and Danny Bonaduce won’t be the only ones to survive an atomic apocalypse. But to have a shot, you need to prepack some gear in a handy duffel bag. “I call it a bug-out kit,” says Bruce Beach, author of You Will Survive Doomsday. “Aluminum knives, candles, small sewing kits, comfortable shoes—a wide variety of things.” (For more info, go to ki4u.com/products1.htm.) Make sure to bring a shortwave radio with a small antenna, a rech...
i My school life. hmm the best way to describe it is probably nomadic. i have been to 5 schools since kinder to highschool. i dont know why but it just seems like trouble follows me everywhere i go... or maybe its because im the one who causes all the trouble. Kinder; i was hitting my classmate with a ballon continiously when my teacher popped the ballon i was holding. in my anger i took off my shoe and threw it at my teacher. grade one; two sixth graders were bullying me. they were hitting me w...
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like a heel. well here are a few excuses for when you meet the people you were with the other night when you were drunk. feel free to add some of your own. YOU’RE NOT A BIG FAT HOG, YOU HAVE… Lardophilia Symptoms: Steadily increasing difficulty in securing one’s trousers without an elaborate pulley system and three roadies. In extreme cases, sufferer may begin smelling like a burger to those around him/her. Treatment: Drink plenty of fluid...
We have a saying in the philippines"if you want to learn a new language start with the insults' here are a few from the world over.gonna step foot on another country? learn these few simple phrases and after a while you can insult foreingers like a native. France: Salop= bastard votre equipe football est merde= you football team is shit la ou je viens de l'inceste n'est pas encourage= where i come from incest isnt encouraged. va te tripoter= Go tinker with yourself il ya du monde au ba...
Manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it's hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they're simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us. check it out: These are My Favorites: "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock." "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In th...
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand... 1. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expen...
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This is the story so far. I started this post a few weeks ago. The point of the post was to create a story where anyone could participate in its making. These are the characters so far: Humans: Ed Sir Peter Jepel (died in the story… doesn’t mean he cant be a ghost right? or maybe a great philosopher knows a place where its possible to revive the dead. Trinitie King Draginol KarmaGirl Weirdos: The Mad Clown Lizardman Bearded woman A. I would like to thank Jepel and S...
Ive always loved this song. whenever i heard this. i remembered the darkness and how free i felt whenever i was in the dark. i think this song speaks about how dreams can give us answers to lifes problems, and the only thing we need to do is to be aware of it. weird huh? Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping, And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the soun...
will I ever escape the stigma of my youth? Everywhere I go whatever I do everyone seems like they are expecting me to fail at any moment. The better I do the more people around me want to fail or in the least expect me to. It’s even worse with my family and relatives. At least with outsiders they also see the good things that I do. They acknowledge it and praise me for it. At home though and at family meetings people seem to want to hear bad news about my job, relationships etc. and when they ...
Hmm, this seems kind of accurate for the most part. from what i read this has something to do with celtic astrology. not really sure though. anyway im august 15 so im a cedar tree. Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut ...
This is a simple kind of game with a few simple rules. HOW IT WORKS: i make a paragraph about anything then you keep adding adding to it. every reply is a new chapter and thats what you are supposed to reply to next. the goal is to make the story as long as possible.you can use any name as long as you are not "too" insulting. simple isnt it? There was a sudden movement to the right of Ed. as he looked toward it he was suprised by the sight of the mad clown of brentville. he called o...
Bad liars are just pathetic. If you're going to lie, make it a good one and get your story straight. Be prepared. If you're going to lie to me, make sure i don't find out the truth coz that would just be insulting. Don’t give me some lame excuse and then expect that i believe that. At least put some effort into it. Be creative yet still simple enough for you to remember. Relax. Don’t stutter. Play it cool. But you won't be able to relax. You’ll stutter. You won't be cool. I will ask until y...
How did kisses come into being? When did us humans get lucky enough to know about kissing? There are a lot or reasons for a person to kiss someone. There is attraction, love, lust, affection, pleasure and a whole lot more. But the thing is why did the kiss become so popular? There are two sides as to how kissing started one is that it is a natural part of life, another one is that it is something cultural. Well I am for the natural side myself. For me it’s a natural action. For one reason it...
Heres are some reason why im gonna quit drinking coke...someday. =P 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and.... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. ...