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April 24, 2004 by EFalgui
“Looks Doesn’t Matter” How anyone can say this with a straight face, i just don’t know. The first thing that gets me to become attracted to a person is whether they look good or dress well. Basically since i don’t know them too well at first i want to be seen with good-looking people only, of course this doesn’t count if they are already my friends in the first place. (Im talking about meeting people who i don’t know and not people who my friends know. if my friends know them well then looks d...
April 11, 2004 by EFalgui
Hey guys i am BACK!!! just wanna say ive missed posting here. Anyway, hows everyone? I tried to make a new blogs somewhere else but it just aint the same without all you guys. It was fucking boring to tell you the truth. Well its already late so i think ill get some sleep before i start writing shit again. bye all!!!
February 21, 2004 by EFalgui
will I ever escape the stigma of my youth? Everywhere I go whatever I do everyone seems like they are expecting me to fail at any moment. The better I do the more people around me want to fail or in the least expect me to. It’s even worse with my family and relatives. At least with outsiders they also see the good things that I do. They acknowledge it and praise me for it. At home though and at family meetings people seem to want to hear bad news about my job, relationships etc. and when they d...
February 20, 2004 by EFalgui
Hmm, this seems kind of accurate for the most part. from what i read this has something to do with celtic astrology. not really sure though. anyway im august 15 so im a cedar tree.

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tr...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
Bad liars are just pathetic. If you're going to lie, make it a good one and get your story straight. Be prepared. If you're going to lie to me, make sure i don't find out the truth coz that would just be insulting. Don’t give me some lame excuse and then expect that i believe that. At least put some effort into it. Be creative yet still simple enough for you to remember. Relax. Don’t stutter. Play it cool.
But you won't be able to relax. You’ll stutter. You won't be cool.
I will ask until yo...
February 16, 2004 by EFalgui
How did kisses come into being? When did us humans get lucky enough to know about kissing? There are a lot or reasons for a person to kiss someone. There is attraction, love, lust, affection, pleasure and a whole lot more. But the thing is why did the kiss become so popular? There are two sides as to how kissing started one is that it is a natural part of life, another one is that it is something cultural.

Well I am for the natural side myself. For me it’s a natural action. For one reason it...
February 6, 2004 by EFalgui
Clever people find life easy when fools find it hard, and often it's hard for the clever and easy for the fool.

Who ought to have had patience with me if I hadn't had any myself?

How good it would have been for us if only we had understood or been told earlier that one is never on better terms with a woman friend than when praising our rival. For then her heart opens up, every fear of hurting you, her worry that she might lose you, has vanished; she takes you into her confidence and you ar...
January 29, 2004 by EFalgui
Step 1: Don’t fudge your packing
Resilient pests like cockroaches and Danny Bonaduce won’t be the only ones to survive an atomic apocalypse. But to have a shot, you need to prepack some gear in a handy duffel bag. “I call it a bug-out kit,” says Bruce Beach, author of You Will Survive Doomsday. “Aluminum knives, candles, small sewing kits, comfortable shoes—a wide variety of things.” (For more info, go to Make sure to bring a shortwave radio with a small antenna, a rech...
January 24, 2004 by EFalgui
To anyone who got irritated about the multiple posts of mine, i just want you guys to know i apologize. i didnt know that clicking the submit article 6 or so times would also post it six times. i was irritated because my modem is so slow. anyway sorry again.
January 21, 2004 by EFalgui
Everyone has a plan for their life, an outline if you will. Well this is a short list of things that i would like to do before i die.

1. Buy a house of my own
2. Have a big backyard
3. Find someone i can live with for the rest of my life
4. Have three children (2 boys and a girl)
5. being true to the one that i fall in love with.
6. Fly a Plane
7. Live as another person for one whole year.(using an alias)
8. Cliff dive (done)
9. Pick a fight in a bar and win(done)
10. Go on a Cruise...
June 26, 2004 by EFalgui
This is a latin prayer. And you have opened
it. And because you did open it, you will repost
this bulletin if you do not want the members of
your family die in a year's time. I'm not kidding
around. You do have the option to ignore this
message and death knocks at the door of your
family. Have fun!

El tiquira con vosotros mes tera dima ul
ses avada, mi jubilo con de los requerrimos,
de pondresita kon cantamos, remanso t...
March 22, 2004 by EFalgui
Hey guys help my cousin win this contest. please vote for her here at .She is at second place at the moment. so vote for her, she only needs 150 votes to get the lead.

heres her pic

Heres My favorites:
February 23, 2004 by EFalgui
This is the story so far. I started this post a few weeks ago. The point of the post was to create a story where anyone could participate in its making.

These are the characters so far:
Sir Peter
Jepel (died in the story… doesn’t mean he cant be a ghost right? or maybe a great philosopher knows a place where its possible to revive the dead.
King Draginol

The Mad Clown
Bearded woman

A. I would like to thank Jepel and Sir P...
February 21, 2004 by EFalgui
Ive always loved this song. whenever i heard this. i remembered the darkness and how free i felt whenever i was in the dark. i think this song speaks about how dreams can give us answers to lifes problems, and the only thing we need to do is to be aware of it. weird huh?

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound ...
February 17, 2004 by EFalgui
This is a simple kind of game with a few simple rules.


i make a paragraph about anything then you keep adding adding to it. every reply is a new chapter and thats what you are supposed to reply to next. the goal is to make the story as long as can use any name as long as you are not "too" insulting. simple isnt it?

There was a sudden movement to the right of Ed. as he looked toward it he was suprised by the sight of the mad clown of brentville. he called out...