Some entertaining stuff 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ...

Some entertaining stuff 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. ...

Each time i read this a smile slowly creeps to my face. 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not ...

Each time i read this a smile slowly creeps to my face. 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not ...

Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent gonna be the one who brought your retard of a cousin to the dance.

Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent gonna be the one who brought your retard of a cousin to the dance.

I dont know if any of these are true but, Damn!!!these guys must be the dumbest people of all time!!! Idiot #1: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end the conversation happened to mention that she ga...

I dont know if any of these are true but, Damn!!!these guys must be the dumbest people of all time!!! Idiot #1: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end the conversation happened to mention that she ga...

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't goingas ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, c...

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't goingas ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, c...

1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. we dont get to be pregnant.(ouch) 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our ...

1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. we dont get to be pregnant.(ouch) 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our ...

1. You can enjoy a BEER all month. 2. BEER stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER. 4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. 5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out. 6. BEER is never late. 7. HANGOVERS go away. 8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER. 9. BEER labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER. 11. BEER never has a headache. 12. After you have a BEER, the bottl...

1. You can enjoy a BEER all month. 2. BEER stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER. 4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. 5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out. 6. BEER is never late. 7. HANGOVERS go away. 8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER. 9. BEER labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER. 11. BEER never has a headache. 12. After you have a BEER, the bottl...

Here is an email from a friend of mine from la salle. it is all about how the students of each major university in the philippines see each others alma matter. anyway in i hope you like it as muc as i did! Psycho Speaks...on School Pride Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game? The one where La Salle blew a 15-point half time lead? The one that robbed many a Green's wallet and savings accounts of their contents? The one that most of you rubbed in my face the moment y...