Articles i found interesting, things that are funny for me, my beliefs, philosophy in life and other things about me.
EFalgui's Articles In Humor
October 2, 2004 by EFalgui
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in
the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab
another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can
always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle i...
October 2, 2004 by EFalgui
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in
the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab
another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can
always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle i...
September 20, 2004 by EFalgui
Here is an email from a friend of mine from la salle. it is all about how the students of each major university in the philippines see each others alma matter. anyway in i hope you like it as muc as i did!


Psycho Speaks...on School Pride

Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game?
The one where La Salle blew a 15-point half time lead?
The one that robbed many a Green's wallet and savings
accounts of their contents? The one that most of you
rubbed in my face the moment you ...
September 20, 2004 by EFalgui
Here is an email from a friend of mine from la salle. it is all about how the students of each major university in the philippines see each others alma matter. anyway in i hope you like it as muc as i did!


Psycho Speaks...on School Pride

Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game?
The one where La Salle blew a 15-point half time lead?
The one that robbed many a Green's wallet and savings
accounts of their contents? The one that most of you
rubbed in my face the moment you ...
June 18, 2004 by EFalgui
A friend sent me this email. Sick, disgusting, politically incorrect "humor" :

10. keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then punch
them in the face.

9. announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
after everyone gives you the sympathy remarks,
tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell
them that they are a bunch of queers.

8. before a meeting fill your mouth with custard.
then during the meeting, put one finger in the
air and m...
June 18, 2004 by EFalgui
A friend sent me this email. Sick, disgusting, politically incorrect "humor" :

10. keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then punch
them in the face.

9. announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
after everyone gives you the sympathy remarks,
tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell
them that they are a bunch of queers.

8. before a meeting fill your mouth with custard.
then during the meeting, put one finger in the
air and m...
June 5, 2004 by EFalgui
A funny oath for people with friends.

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are blue,....... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. When you smile,............ I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared,......... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried,......... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When yo...
June 5, 2004 by EFalgui
A funny oath for people with friends.

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are blue,....... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. When you smile,............ I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared,......... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried,......... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When yo...
May 23, 2004 by EFalgui
Did you just cheat and because of it got a STD? If you did then dont tell you partner. when she starts to realize something is wrong and she goes to her doctor for a check-up go with her. When they get the result saying that she has it, then you can lay the blame on her by telling her that you will have a check-up yourself. When you get the results go to her and lay the blame on her for giving you the disease.

(Please note that you must be already training to run a marathon in case she finds...
May 23, 2004 by EFalgui
Did you just cheat and because of it got a STD? If you did then dont tell you partner. when she starts to realize something is wrong and she goes to her doctor for a check-up go with her. When they get the result saying that she has it, then you can lay the blame on her by telling her that you will have a check-up yourself. When you get the results go to her and lay the blame on her for giving you the disease.

(Please note that you must be already training to run a marathon in case she finds...
April 24, 2004 by EFalgui
Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent gonna be the one who brought your retard of a cousin to the dance.
April 24, 2004 by EFalgui
Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent gonna be the one who brought your retard of a cousin to the dance.
April 21, 2004 by EFalgui
To all you ladies out there. Are you finding yourself fighting with your guy a lot more than usual? Heres a tip that i always give my lady friends. When you boyfriend/husband comes home you should already have their food at the table. After taking his coat and giving him his slippers you should then start dinner. while he is eating you should drop your fork "accidentaly", while you are under te table you should then go towards him unzip his pant and give him a blowjob while he is eating his stea...
April 21, 2004 by EFalgui
To all you ladies out there. Are you finding yourself fighting with your guy a lot more than usual? Heres a tip that i always give my lady friends. When you boyfriend/husband comes home you should already have their food at the table. After taking his coat and giving him his slippers you should then start dinner. while he is eating you should drop your fork "accidentaly", while you are under te table you should then go towards him unzip his pant and give him a blowjob while he is eating his stea...
February 19, 2004 by EFalgui
I dont know if any of these are true but, Damn!!!these guys must be the dumbest people of all time!!!

Idiot #1: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end the conversation happened to mention that she ga...