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Published on February 17, 2004 By EFalgui In Humor

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Comments
on Feb 19, 2004
Comical in general:
1. crude 2.a real treat 3.no, mom gives language for soap 4. opposite of antonym 5. after a 1000 patients they might get it right 6. for the same reason they make autos out of aluminum so they don't last 7. no, they get to the root of the problem 8. fly stuck on the wall 9. afraid the slobs will make it even worse 10. I love this one and 11, too.

Bye now
on Apr 22, 2004
One word... quality!

Capt. over and out!