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Give this to someone and... they will surely slap you
Published on February 8, 2004 By EFalgui In Humor
Some entertaining stuff

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Comments
on Feb 08, 2004
Thanks for the laughs! They all sound more like what the guy is actually thinking (yes, we know the truth. We just prefer to here and see what we wish ).
on Feb 08, 2004
Exactly Jill, but these made me and my roomate laugh..... a little too hard. Trinitie