Stupid things i found while looking for porn. To all you young people out there please dont use any foul language...at least until you are eighteen.besides yous parents will spank you if they catch U.
Usefull if you have a friend that knows latin and thinks he is a super cool because of it.
Latin Swearing
Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum
screw you and the horse you rode in on
Tu plenus sterco es
You are full of shit (lit. you are packed with shit)
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me?
Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum
Take a hint
Derideo te!
I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk
Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas
Get a life
Apudne te vel me?
Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit
The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit
It isn't over until it's over
Illegitimi non carborundum
Don't let the bastards burn you
Labra lege
Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima
Read 'em and weep
Morologus es!
You're talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo
Don't call me, I'll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo
No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos
I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum!
What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam!
What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est
Everybody's a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra?
How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti
Couch potato
Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos
I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit
Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi
Shut up and go away
Ut si!
As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant
May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda
Stupid cow
Vae!
Damn!
Viri sunt Viri
Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum!
Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes
You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi
Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem.
Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare.
If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
Semper in excrementum, sole profundum qui variat.
Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.