... translation: ten ways to get fired.
A friend sent me this email. Sick, disgusting, politically incorrect "humor" :
10. keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then punch
them in the face.
9. announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
after everyone gives you the sympathy remarks,
tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell
them that they are a bunch of queers.
8. before a meeting fill your mouth with custard.
then during the meeting, put one finger in the
air and make like you are hocking up a big
loogie. then spit the custard into a clear glass
and hand it to the person next to you and
say, 'beat that'.
7. inform a male co-worker that he wouldnt make a
good hooker.'then piss in his coffee and tell him
that he needs a good 'a$$ f!cking'.
6. always walk around with a big smile on your
face and keep one hand down your pants.
5. answer every question asked to you with "f!ck
if i know!" then call the person a racial slur
that doesnt match their race.
4. brag about the fact that you own a gun, and
keep playing with your nuts get them really
sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyones
hand.
3. sh!t on the floor of your office and when
someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the
fake kind. when they try to pick it up and
realize that their hand is full of sh!t, laugh
and point.
2. run down the hall with your d!ck hanging out
while pissing all over and yell, "it wont stop!
god help me! it wont stop!" then when it stops,
look down and say, "oh".
1. ask to borrow someones pen. bring it to the
bathroom and stick it in your a$$. return it and
tell the person to smell it. when they tell you
it smells bad, be like, "it should! i had it in
my a$$!"